Gedgupgomvan Nabrannull Yargonfud is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy fox.

Gedgupgomvan Nabrannull Yargonfud created silver four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedgupgomvan Nabrannull Yargonfud, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gedgupgomvan Nabrannull Yargonfud, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gedgupgomvan Nabrannull Yargonfud's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gedgupgomvan Nabrannull Yargonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never wear violet shoes.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.