Zogflowcin is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, caring naga.

Zogflowcin created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zogflowcin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Zogflowcin, she will ignore you.

Zogflowcin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zogflowcin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Feed all hungry frogs.

3. Zogflowcin loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear violet ear rings.