Siggamzed is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful unicorn.

Siggamzed created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Siggamzed, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Siggamzed, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Siggamzed's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Siggamzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Siggamzed.