Parkliktun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish wolf.

Parkliktun created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkliktun, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Parkliktun, she will be mildly annoyed.

Parkliktun's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Parkliktun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Parkliktun.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Parkliktun.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.