Pogripran is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental warg.

Pogripran created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pogripran, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pogripran, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pogripran's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Pogripran's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing gray rings.

2. Erect three zinc sculptures of Pogripran on top of important buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

5. Worship no other gods but Pogripran.