Manwitbest is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent beaver.

Manwitbest created the planet Saturn eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manwitbest, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Manwitbest, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Manwitbest's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Manwitbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manwitbest.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.