Sogflisdan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, quiet mole.

Sogflisdan created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Sogflisdan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sogflisdan, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sogflisdan's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Sogflisdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Always help sheep in need.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Never talk about optics near cats while wearing fawn coats.