Sterhubcen is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless duck.

Sterhubcen created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhubcen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sterhubcen, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sterhubcen's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sterhubcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing fawn shorts and balancing eight silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Never think about dark energy near birds while wearing violet coats and balancing seven titanium spheres on your hands.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Sterhubcen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always help geese.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.