Dumtal is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, benevolent goose.

Dumtal created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumtal, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dumtal, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dumtal's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dumtal's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never run in the presence of swans.

3. Never sing near cats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.