Hudpodgep is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, able dog.

Hudpodgep created the planet Venus eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hudpodgep, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudpodgep, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hudpodgep's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Hudpodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near doves while wearing cyan hats and balancing nine iron spheres on your back.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Hudpodgep on top of all buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudpodgep.

5. Pray towards the south.