Cipzentip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, quiet dolphin.

Cipzentip created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cipzentip, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cipzentip, he will curse you with boils.

Cipzentip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cipzentip's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Cipzentip seven times a day.

2. Never sit near great tits.

3. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cipzentip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear tin on your body.

5. Never talk about sheep.