Camnarltar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient goblin.

Camnarltar created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camnarltar, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Camnarltar, she will turn you into a mouse.

Camnarltar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Camnarltar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Camnarltar on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Camnarltar in the centre of the settlement.