Paswonget is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane chinchilla.

Paswonget created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Paswonget, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paswonget, it will turn you into a tree.

Paswonget's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Paswonget's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Paswonget's priests.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.