Quatabwap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, capable weasel.

Quatabwap created Mount Everest three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatabwap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quatabwap, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quatabwap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Quatabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat bark.

4. You must pray to Quatabwap four times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Quatabwap.