Tapfendub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil swallow.

Tapfendub created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Tapfendub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tapfendub, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tapfendub's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tapfendub's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry eagles.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about tortoises.