Manquimflan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy mink.

Manquimflan created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Manquimflan, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Manquimflan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Manquimflan's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Manquimflan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Manquimflan.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Manquimflan loves snails, so they must be respected.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.