Shavhigdag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, generous fly.

Shavhigdag created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavhigdag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Shavhigdag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Shavhigdag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Shavhigdag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Put Shavhigdag first in all things.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.