Doggadcet is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, able donkey.

Doggadcet created the planet Mars nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggadcet, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Doggadcet, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Doggadcet's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Doggadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Never think about bacteria.

4. Put Doggadcet first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Doggadcet.