Megvegbam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, emotional lobster.

Megvegbam created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megvegbam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Megvegbam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Megvegbam's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Megvegbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never leap near hamsters.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.