Xucquamwot is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak parrot.

Xucquamwot created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xucquamwot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xucquamwot, she will turn you into a rat.

Xucquamwot's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Xucquamwot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Put Xucquamwot first in all things.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.