Fadmanyimaflithivgonnab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fast meerkat.

Fadmanyimaflithivgonnab created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Fadmanyimaflithivgonnab, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fadmanyimaflithivgonnab, he will turn you into a slug.

Fadmanyimaflithivgonnab's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Fadmanyimaflithivgonnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the south.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.