Listflamfud is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, passionate crab.

Listflamfud created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Listflamfud, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listflamfud, it will be very unhappy.

Listflamfud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Listflamfud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never hurt porpoises.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.