Motlimjin is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm snail.

Motlimjin created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motlimjin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motlimjin, it will be very sad.

Motlimjin's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Motlimjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Motlimjin.