Vongunmad is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful beaver.

Vongunmad created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Vongunmad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vongunmad, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vongunmad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vongunmad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Vongunmad.

2. Vongunmad loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Erect five tin sculptures of Vongunmad on top of important buildings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.