Yiksandgid is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate dryad.

Yiksandgid created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Yiksandgid, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yiksandgid, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yiksandgid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yiksandgid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Yiksandgid seven times a day.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Yiksandgid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never paint your hands cyan.