Latnutthan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent goblin.

Latnutthan created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnutthan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Latnutthan, he will turn you into a rat.

Latnutthan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Latnutthan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.