Hadrillzed is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent giraffe.

Hadrillzed created the world six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadrillzed, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hadrillzed, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hadrillzed's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Hadrillzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Hadrillzed's name in vain.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never talk about planets.