Fobtitmot is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish cow.

Fobtitmot created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobtitmot, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fobtitmot, he will turn you into a rat.

Fobtitmot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Fobtitmot's Holy Commandments

1. Seals are not to be trusted.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Put Fobtitmot first in all things.