Nurlfabnak is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable goblin.

Nurlfabnak created the world three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlfabnak, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nurlfabnak, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Nurlfabnak's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Nurlfabnak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into orange rooms.