Tafgebtap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous faun.

Tafgebtap created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafgebtap, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tafgebtap, she will not invite you to parties.

Tafgebtap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tafgebtap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five silicon sculptures of Tafgebtap on top of important buildings.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tafgebtap.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Tafgebtap in the centre of the settlement.