Bodboport Fastaf is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, stupid lion.

Bodboport Fastaf created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodboport Fastaf, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bodboport Fastaf, she will torture you forever.

Bodboport Fastaf's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bodboport Fastaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Bodboport Fastaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Pray towards the east.