Nilzigtan is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unjust alligator.

Nilzigtan created Asia four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilzigtan, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilzigtan, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nilzigtan's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Nilzigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Always help swans.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Nilzigtan loves doves, so they must be honoured.