Bestdonflat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omnipotent coyote.

Bestdonflat created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Bestdonflat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bestdonflat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Bestdonflat's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Bestdonflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Put Bestdonflat first in all things.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always obey Bestdonflat's priests.