Tomvadtim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy weasel.

Tomvadtim created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tomvadtim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tomvadtim, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tomvadtim's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tomvadtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never feed lots of gooseberries to eagles while wearing gray dresses.

3. Do not eat coconuts.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Never look in ponds.