Cutcenfun Jinrentail is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, effective skunk.

Cutcenfun Jinrentail created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutcenfun Jinrentail, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cutcenfun Jinrentail, it will cry a lot.

Cutcenfun Jinrentail's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cutcenfun Jinrentail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not take Cutcenfun Jinrentail's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cutcenfun Jinrentail on top of all buildings.