Vegtagfat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, generous toad.

Vegtagfat created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Vegtagfat, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegtagfat, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vegtagfat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vegtagfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Worship no other gods but Vegtagfat.