Wee is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, sage shark.

Wee created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wee, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wee, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Wee's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Wee's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity.

2. Never think about chromosomes.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Wee loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.