Hivhitzim Popquatxen Kipingstaftapjabmegkip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy fly.

Hivhitzim Popquatxen Kipingstaftapjabmegkip created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivhitzim Popquatxen Kipingstaftapjabmegkip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hivhitzim Popquatxen Kipingstaftapjabmegkip, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hivhitzim Popquatxen Kipingstaftapjabmegkip's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hivhitzim Popquatxen Kipingstaftapjabmegkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never think about dark matter near hamsters while wearing orange kilts and balancing four silver spheres on your chest.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hivhitzim Popquatxen Kipingstaftapjabmegkip.