Gomgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, loving scorpion.

Gomgeb created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgeb, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gomgeb, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gomgeb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gomgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Retreat if nine goats approach from the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gomgeb.

5. Do not eat spinach.