Quimhogfub is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, selfish shrew.

Quimhogfub created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quimhogfub, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimhogfub, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Quimhogfub's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Quimhogfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Hide from blue manatees for they are unholy.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Never mention goats.