Rotflowdib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthoughtful dove.

Rotflowdib created dark energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotflowdib, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Rotflowdib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Rotflowdib's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rotflowdib's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing orange scarves.

4. Rotflowdib loves gulls, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.