Vinripcib is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring dryad.

Vinripcib created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Vinripcib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vinripcib, she will throw large rocks at you.

Vinripcib's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vinripcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Vinripcib on top of all buildings.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

5. Never hurt squirrels.