Sognibont is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring spider.

Sognibont created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sognibont, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sognibont, it will cry a lot.

Sognibont's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sognibont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Sognibont loves mites, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not keep seven snails in a large pit.

5. Do not hurt squirrels.