Fadspagxin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, narcissistic coyote.

Fadspagxin created vertebrates six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadspagxin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fadspagxin, he will not invite you to parties.

Fadspagxin's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Fadspagxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.