Minpaszog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident ant.

Minpaszog created a quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Minpaszog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minpaszog, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Minpaszog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Minpaszog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Run away if four rats approach from the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Run away from mauve nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.