Cebnurthun is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, deceitful hare.

Cebnurthun created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cebnurthun, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cebnurthun, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cebnurthun's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cebnurthun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about onions.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Put Cebnurthun first in all things.

4. Worship no other gods but Cebnurthun.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.