Kencinyat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic hyena.

Kencinyat created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kencinyat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kencinyat, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Kencinyat's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Kencinyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kencinyat.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.