Tailcussdib is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast cobra.

Tailcussdib created humanity seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcussdib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tailcussdib, she will turn you into a rock.

Tailcussdib's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tailcussdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never look in ponds.