Sanveendub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, compassionate lizard.

Sanveendub created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanveendub, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sanveendub, he will cry a lot.

Sanveendub's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sanveendub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide if nine moths approach from the south.

3. Never paint your feet fawn.

4. Never talk about special relativity near geese while wearing yellow rings.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the east.