Mabarmmot is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ruthless cat.

Mabarmmot created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabarmmot, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mabarmmot, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mabarmmot's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Mabarmmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Mabarmmot in the centre of the settlement.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.